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Latest Reviews
Outpost
When you combine unified field theory, which could (in theory, of course) bend space and time with WWII, specifically the Nazis, sprinkle in a dash of the paranormal and mix it all together with mercenaries picked from the elite soldiers of their country, you get a tense, interesting and very creepy result. You get Outpost.
The Eye
What this film does is use overdone film tricks, a poor storyline and dull acting to churn out yet another Asian horror remake for the masses. And one has to think that the masses simply must be getting weary of this sort of mediocrity.
Janghwa, Hongryeon (A Tale of Two Sisters)
“Our sorrow was conceived long before our birth.” That’s the tagline for this excellent Korean horror film. And indeed, after only a few moments watching the film, one gets the impression that this actually might have been the case.
The Abandoned
Adapted (almost more so based on) a Russian script that director Nacho Cerda took a liking to, The Abandoned tells the tale of a brother and sister looking to find their long-lost parents in their home country of Russia.
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